we all have that one band that when you listen to it it’s like talking to an old friend that has never let you down and somehow it makes everything better
Life hack: deal with your emotions by becoming so sleep deprived you no longer have higher order brain functions.
when you tell your parents something personal and they tell a bunch of relatives
are u going to have sex before marriage?
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
- me: damn i need to save my money
- me: *spends $200 in a week*